So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
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Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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