Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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