I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
