sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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