But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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