The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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