At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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