I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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