You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
