HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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