I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
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I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
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i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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