It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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