she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
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I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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