before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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