You're my little dorito
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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