I got chris browned last night
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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