she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
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