I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
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my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
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Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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