Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
