i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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