Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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