4 words: hood of his car
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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