11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I will be naked everywhere
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Can I color on your dick again?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
