All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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