Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
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Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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