Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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