my vag is so smooth its legendary
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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