Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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