plz talk dirty to me
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
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Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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