it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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