2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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