dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
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