whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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