sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
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I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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