You work out of a Hotel?
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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