worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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