So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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