Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
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He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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