I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
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The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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