At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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