I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.