? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I want to have your abortion
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
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