bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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