Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Randomize
