Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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