You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
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My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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