Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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