What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
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