we have officially lost it.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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