my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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