haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
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and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
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You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
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