: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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