this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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