I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
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Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
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It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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